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never-shout-nigger:

dude i think our babies can talk

"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."

- A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via xstayfocused)

(Source: notclarissa, via awesome-noob)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

shvnyyy-e:

prettyawkwardelle:

pvinkillv:

lordflacko91:

rumpelstiltskln:

shopwitme:

rare footage

Raw

Lmao these niggas just screamed like a bunch of bitches 😂😂

HAHAHAHAHA

Exactly how I act when I’m trying to kill a bug

lmfaooooooo

(via justice747)

rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via departured)

hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

(Source: janesfoster, via departured)

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

(via stayhighmaca)