- (via asapkingsofparis)
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
Nothing says “I like you a lot” like a hand around your throat during sex.
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro