"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."
- A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via xstayfocused)
(Source: notclarissa, via awesome-noob)
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you